April 24 2014, 11pm


the-whisper-men:

When the doctor says things like these I like to remind myself he is actually a grandpa who has no idea what he’s saying.


April 24 2014, 11pm


harlequinnade:

Marvel has movies planned until I’m 37 years old. 

Good.


April 24 2014, 11pm


maureenstarkeys:

cheap clothing sites ($10 and over; most are under $20):

(Source: patriciaboyd)


April 24 2014, 11pm


(Source: rarexcandy)


April 24 2014, 10pm


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

(Source: precumming)


April 24 2014, 10pm


"You have witchcraft in your lips."

   — William Shakespeare, Henry V  (via orgasmickjagger)

(Source: dreamsinthyme)


April 24 2014, 10pm


liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.


April 24 2014, 10pm


manafromheaven:

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

IM SOBBING


April 24 2014, 10pm


sugar-fairie:

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Bo Burnham is great.

No one can understand my admiration and love of bo burnham. He’s so smart and well spoken. And so sweet in person.

(Source: loganismine-sorry)


April 24 2014, 10pm


cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut


April 24 2014, 10pm


clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE


April 24 2014, 10pm


wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.


April 24 2014, 10pm


midtowncomics:

When superheroes cosplay, we all win.

midtowncomics:

When superheroes cosplay, we all win.


April 24 2014, 10pm


lanie100:

Everybody should cosplay as their parents.

(Source: spattergroit101)