August 30 2014, 12pm


me and bae having sex


  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

August 30 2014, 11am


brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

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August 30 2014, 11am


A true love 

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August 30 2014, 11am


sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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August 30 2014, 11am


crescendowls:

Let’s all just take a moment to look at what’s going on in the world right now. Russia’s invading Ukraine, Israel and Gaza are still at war, the terrorist group ISIS is continually thriving and mutilating throughout Iraq and Syria, Africa is going through the worst Ebola outbreak in history, and racism still seems to be reigning supreme, right here in America, 50 years after the Civil Rights movement. What the hell is happening? When will it end?


August 30 2014, 11am


Tumblr and ukrainian crisis ↗

sucharyquinto:

So I must say I’m a little disgusted. And disappointed. I mean Ferguson started like 4 weeks ago? And I still see posts about it on my dash. Not that I think that’s not important so please don’t lynch me but you’re expecting us all to care. And by you i mean americans and by us non-americans…


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August 30 2014, 11am


frustratingpenis:

lobsters are like scorpion mermaids

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August 30 2014, 11am


safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS


August 30 2014, 11am


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)


August 30 2014, 11am




comickergirl:

I have no clue what I was going for with this one.

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August 30 2014, 11am


lilprincesssss:

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

literally my life


August 30 2014, 11am


ghetto-raccoon:

wildfangirlappeared:

rangerhanna-56:

daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

"LAST TIME I **** SOMEONE I LOST AN EYE"

THAT WAS AMAZING

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